Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.
holy shit it’s August wtf
time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard
my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.
if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
one time on my cup they wrote “you made this up for notes”
dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it